Apologies to those of you who have devoted actual energy to keeping tabs on me – I know your efforts have not borne much fruit. There is a substantial post coming soon – a rant about The Bachelorette. (-;
In the meantime, all I have to say is, if you’re refusing to try something new merely because of the hype surrounding it, you’re a moron. And you’re likely missing out, as well.
Soon it’ll be Mach 25.
June 4, 2008
When I first saw a commercial for the Mach III, I remember being wowed and thinking razors had topped themselves. Little did I know, it was only the beginning.
Now, Gillette has come out with a 5 blade razor. (Actually…I think they did this back in ’06.) Five blades. Five blades. Yes, I know you heard me the first two times I said it. I’m not repeating this for the hard of hearing.
WTF is up with 5 blades?? Three wasn’t doing it? Or is it…
…yet another intelligent marketing ploy?
Frank: Hey Johnny, I have a great idea! We should put TWO blades on the razor for an even better shave!
Johnny: Yeah, man, that’s a great idea! And I should promote you for your innovation and ingenuity.
Frank: No wait – WAIT! We should put THREE blades on a razor! Dude, that’s even better!
Johnny: Whoa, whoa, slow down boy. Are you trying to give away the company? We should milk the two blades for all they’re worth and when they’re not a novelty anymore, THEN we’ll put three blades on it.
Frank: Duuuuuuuuude…
Seriously. That’s an actual recorded conversation.* And it was brilliant when it was two blades, then three. Now it’s just ridiculous. When are they going to stop? I mean, really? How many blades can you FIT on a razor? I have a theory.
Have any of you seen the Intuition razor by Schick? Here’s a picture:
Do you see how much surface area is on that head? And it’s for soap right? WRONG. They didn’t name it “Intuition” for the hell of it. This little razor is an experiment in How-Big-Can-We-Make-A-Razor-Head-And-Still-Get-People-To-Buy-It. Because the NEXT step is going to be How-Many-Blades-Can-We-Fit-On-This-GIANT-Razor-Head.
And I bet the answer is going to be 25.
* from my head.
What’s going on here?
June 2, 2008
I assure you, I have opinions and streams of consciousness to share. I do not, however, appear to have a lot of TIME lately. So that’s what’s going on here. Yes, Milli is real and yes, she will be spreading her opinionated love. No, this is not just some experiment to find out how many people will pay attention to an inactive blog. We already know the answer to that is zero. Give me a minute. I’ll be back.
Introduction (what a boring title…)
May 19, 2008
The title of this post is an excellent picture of the apathy that I’m wallowing in right now. Not a good start for an OPINION blog, eh? How am I supposed to spout inflammatory nonsense when I’m completely devoid of feeling?
Meh.
But I thought I should put SOMETHING here. And I will continue to put something here until I’m inspired to put something else here. And by something else, I mean inflammatory nonsense.
Although, I suppose I should mention that I’m not intending to ONLY spout inflammatory nonsense. In fact, that will probably be the exception, rather than the rule. Then again, I suppose it depends on who you are and how different you are from me. :p